LOS ANGELES -- In 20 years of drawing a paycheck as a journalist987 Archives never once has a press release crossed this desk that merited publishing word-for-word.
Until now.
SEE ALSO: 'Sausage Party' was much smarter than we expectedFrom our friends at Sony Pictures Home Entertainment:
(November 2, 2016 -- Culver City, CA.) Politics got you in a pickle? Well the current crop of candidates are nacho problem anymore. This November 8th, if you fear the wurst, there is another potential weiner you can consider; a candidate who is truly willing to reach across the aisle on important issues facing our nation: Frank and The Sausage Party. Today, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment announced its endorsement of the most unique, outrageous, R-rated comedy that everyone is talking about this election season, available as a digital download on November 1st and on retail shelves Election Day, November 8th.
That is fiveglorious dad jokes in less than 100 words, or one pun per 20 -- a real banger. And we're not even done rendering the video links yet.
For more adult-skewing political punnery, take a minute relish these Erection Da -- errr, Election Day-themed mashups of scenes from Sausage Party.
And remember to vote. That's no joke.
Topics Elections
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