【Secret Confessions (2025) Week 8 Highlights Episode 46】

Various countries in Europe have Secret Confessions (2025) Week 8 Highlights Episode 46done it. Australia has done it. Morocco has done it.

Now Namibia is among the countries that are introducing themselves to President Donald Trump in a very peculiar way.

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This time though, Namibia is claiming from Trump the first, not the second place.

With a strong emoji game (kudos to Coolbox Cinema and EES TV for producing it) and stunning scenarios, Namibia says it's "the best culture in the world, it's true."

"We have so many tribes and we mix them all to have the best flavour," the usual voiceover mimicking Trump's cadence says.

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Turns out Namibia has something to teach Trump: how to persuade foreign countries to build walls and buildings for them.

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"We also know how much you love walls. Guess what? We also have a great wall, it's around our state house -- a big wall even with some gold things on it, ok. And guess what? We made China build it. It's true, so true."

"You have amazing Trump Towers, but hey! We also have a great tower that actually looks like a coffee machine. It's huge! And the best thing is we let the North Koreans built it."

The video concludes with a cheeky plea:

"We totally understand it's going to be America first. We're just not sure on which continent you mean? Because in Africa, well, Namibia is first!"

With Australia and Namibia chipping in, the website "Every Second Counts" -- curating the English-language videos -- has changed from a Europe-centric visual...

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...to one encompassing all continents:

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Brace yourself, President Trump.

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