Who would survive the oncoming apocalypse in the Wonderful World of Disney?Sister Would Mickey and his gang of buddies be able to survive the onslaught of the undead, or would he and his friends meet a gruesome fate?
The answer: they’d be dead within a matter of minutes. Heck, they’d probably cause it. Here’s what we think the end result would look like.
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Let’s be honest, Mickey doesn’t always make the best decisions. There was that one time in 1995 where he decided to partake in a brain transplant experiment to fund money for a trip to Hawaii. He also was in jail for some undisclosed reason in 1930. Then around 1940, he tried to get out of doing chores and flooded a wizard's castle.
The mouse just kind of jumps into situations all willy nilly and asks questions later. Knowing him, he’d stumble into a warehouse full of zombies and accidentally lock himself inside.
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Goofy is Disney’s biggest idiot. If there’s a situation for him to mess up, he’ll have been there an hour early and completely destroyed whatever it was he was supposed to be fixing. There was a reason why they chose Goofy to star in his own “How to” series, because he literally can’t do anything.
Knowing Goofy, he probably got a new job as a lab technician at “NotZombies CORP” and ate all of the drugs they were developing. He’s most likely patient zero.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable If there ever were a character that could be so blind with rage that he’d fight a group of zombies because he accidentally walked into them, it would be Donald Duck. He was probably the animal they developed the RAGE virus from in 28 Days Later.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Minnie and Daisy? Total badasses. They’d survive till the very end.
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