LONDON -- The eroticism hitlerUK is swiftly heading towards total, nationwide swan domination.
We've had swans being arrested by police. We've had reports of the snowy white brutes terrorising pensioners.
And now, to cap it all off, they're even interfering with our sweet rail networks.
On Friday morning, Londoner Kc-Ann Keating tweeted about a fairly unusual train delay she was experiencing.
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The man in that photo above is clearly doing his best to reason with the swan, but you can tell from the expression on the feathered one's face that it isn't going to be budging anytime soon.
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Mashablehas reached out to Transport for London to try and find out what became of the beast, and we will update this article if we receive a response.
In the meantime, residents of London should beware: there are few things in this world more deadly than a disgruntled swan.
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