【Squirting Pussy】

Move aside Ferris Bueller,Squirting Pussy this is BTS' Day Off.

The group recently performed to hordes of adoring fans at not one, but two sold-out shows at the historic Rose Bowl stadium. Kicking off their Love Yourself: Speak Yourselftour, they packed the house at 60,000 people, riding the wave of their album Map of the Soul: Persona, topping charts along the way.

It seems like there's no stopping them now. But they can't exist on stan energy (stanergy) alone, people.

Even the most seasoned professionals need a break from their work, and BTS took the day off to live it up in Los Angeles on May 6. Five out of the seven bandmates posted their day trips on Twitter, but Jimin and V were mysteriously absent from posting.

But that didn't stop BTS' fans from trying to figure it out.

Let's check out what we can confirm.

Namjoon (RM): The Art Lover

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Namjoon attended the sculpture exhibition of LA-based artists coarselife. Apparently, he actually collects the figurines called "coursetoys" from one one of the artists' lines! We stan a man of cultúre.

Seokjin (Jin): The Thrill-Seeker

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Jin ended up going to Six Flags! He's a big fan of amusement parks, and apparently has a pretty great roller coaster face.

Hoseok (J-Hope): The Museum Goer

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J-Hope went to see Takashi Murakami's exhibit at the Gagosian Gallery in LA. The contemporary, fun pop-art really highlights his uplifting mood.

Yoongi (Suga): The Pop Culture King

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Yoongi took the time to tweet a quick video of "Boy With Luv" popping up on the radio on his way to see Avengers: Endgame. It's no secret that the boys are big Avengers fans, considering Jin thanked Iron Man and told the crowd "I love you 3000, ARMY" during one of their Rose Bowl shows.

Jungkook: The Ariana Stan

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When Ariana Grande'sSweetener tour came to LA, it was revealed that who else was in attendance other than No. 1 Ariana fan Jungkook, who went to the concert with Ariana's manager, Scooter Braun. Not only did Ariana make their selfie together her lockscreen photo, but Jungkook posted afterwards that he was inspired by her tour to work harder on his own performances.

Jimin and V

So far we've accounted for five out of the seven members of BTS. But here comes the big question — where were Jimin and V on their day off, and why haven't they posted yet?

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ARMY Twitter put their collective investigative caps on and started to do what they do best — speculate. The answers ranged from doing face masks, to cuddling, to getting down at the club.

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Jimin actually tweeted out a video of the two of them from the concert the day before, but neither has posted about what they did on their day off. And that's perfectly OK! Twitter can stand to go a few hours without knowing the exact location and activities of their biases, right? Right?

But we're glad they took a well-deserved break. After all, paving the way is tiring work.