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Source：Miracle Information Network Editor：Science Time：2025-06-26 18:53:00

If sarcasm983 Archivesthe lowest form of wit, then jokes written by small children are most definitely the highest.

Even the briefest of visits to the @KidsWriteJokes Twitter page is glorious proof of this.

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The idea started as the Tumblr page Bad Kids Jokes in 2012, before expanding to Twitter in 2016.

"While I was moderating joke submissions on the website I worked on, I used to send the funniest ones around the office, until someone suggested that more people should see them, and that I should share them somewhere publicly," the account owner, a 33-year-old UK resident who works in social media and runs the @KidsWriteJokes anonymously, told Mashable.

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And the public clearly approves. Despite being on Twitter for only 21 months, @KidsWriteJokes already has over 70,000 followers.

The account owner confirmed that all the jokes featured are written by children.

"That's what makes them so brilliant," they said.

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