Donald Trump turns 71 years old Wednesday,Secret Affairs: Stepmother Friend’s Mom Daughter in law and since you're such a nice person, you probably want to buy him a birthday present. (Isn't this what you always do for sitting presidents?)
Of course, Trump already has lots of stuff, from silky smooth bathrobes to copious amounts of cash from real estate deals with anonymous buyers.
SEE ALSO: Bernie Sanders slams Trumpcare in just 3 wordsBut there are still presents to choose from, at all sorts of price points. (It's the thought that counts!) So take out your wallet—especially if you're a foreign government—and buy our 45th president the gift he deserves.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Fact: If you don't regularly wipe down your orb, you can't see into the souls of your enemies. ($8.99)
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Because cold weather shouldn't stop you from covfefe. ($44.95)
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Please don't body slam me. ($11.99)
Mark Cuban: Yes on esports, no on owning teams. Credit: Scott Halleran/Getty Images Hey, it's easily the best reality show ever made about the cutthroat world of business, starring a narcissistic billionaire. ($20)
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Big boys deserve big servings of ice cream. ($4.50)
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Sovfoto/Universal Images Gro/REX/Shutterstock (3834014a)
Moscow skyline in early evening around midsummer, 2000, smolenskaya and bolshaya dorogamiloskaya streets, right: Ukraine hotel.
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Credit: Images Gro/REX/Shutterstock I heard Moscow is beautiful this time of year ... oops, someone already got him this gift. (App. 66,644 rubles)
Cash dollars in various denominations on the plane.; Shutterstock ID 518001346 Credit: Shutterstock / Rrraum It's the gift Trump wants to give himself by eliminating the estate tax, which affects people with estates worth more than $5.45 million. That doesn't even count the money Trump would make by repealing the alternative minimum tax and slashing the corporate income tax rate.
Of course, Congress controls the budget, so this gift would have come from them. (along with $2.5 trillion in cuts to anti-poverty programs)
Via GiphyBlow out a candle, President Trump, and maybe your birthday wishes will come true.
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