【Watch Exotic Forbidden Pleasures Online】

In addition to being a formidable singer and Watch Exotic Forbidden Pleasures Onlinea benevolent witch, 'looks like Lorde is also a tough-but-fair reviewer of the world's finest onion rings.

After receiving a tip from a Lorde fan, New Zealand outlet Newshub launched an investigation into Instagram account @onionringsworldwide—an onion ring review page that 1) Lorde followed and 2) curiously reflected Lorde's travel itinerary.

SEE ALSO: Lorde's 'Perfect Places' is luminous pop escapism

Here, for instance, is an onion ring reviewed aboard a plane to Tennessee—around the same time Lorde was en route to Manchester for her Bonnaroo set. Other rings were posted from New York, where Lorde lives, and Sydney, which she visited in early May.

Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

All in all, Newshub presents a resoundingly convincing case, which you can—and should—take a detailed look at here.

Mashable Trend Report Decode what’s viral, what’s next, and what it all means. Sign up for Mashable’s weekly Trend Report newsletter. By clicking Sign Me Up, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Thanks for signing up!

And while @onionringsworldwide mysteriously disappeared shortly after the outlet contacted Lorde's publicist about it, it still managed to disseminate some extremely valuable information (i.e. that you should notget the onion rings at Burger King—which is true).

As for why Lorde deleted the account, that's anyone's guess. Sure, it's understandable that a celebrity would want to evaluate onion rings undetected ... but then why follow the account yourself? Why let your makeup artist, assistant, and producer like the photos? Why leave that internet breadcrumb trail?

Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

Perhaps, once the media request from Newshub arrived, Lorde realized that once people knew about @onionringsworldwide, the authenticity of her onion ring experience would fundamentally change—that the simple pleasure of eating good snacks wouldn't be quite so simple anymore. Lorde, we get it. Eat your onion circles in peace.

Finally, while we have you here, we respectfully disagree about the onion rings documented at NYC's Bareburger. They are glistening, perfect halos, and easily deserve 6/5.

---

Featured Video For You

---

Neil deGrasse Tyson on why Titan is his favorite moon

---

• Games
• Life
• Deals
• Social Good
• Digital Culture
• Tech
• Entertainment
• Science

• A Farewell to the Impossible Kyrie Irving
• Meet the Man Who Translates Karl Ove Knausgaard
• A Letter from Ernest Hemingway: “Liquor is my best friend”
• Staff Picks: Helen Garner, Tim Parks, Friedel Dzubas
• Brain AWOL
• The Forest of Letters: An Interview with Valerie Miles
• When Did Table Settings Become So Lavish?
• Look: Mel Bochner’s Thesaurus Paintings
• Trump, Pumped and Dumped
• Manet to Monet: Don’t Let Renoir Paint

• SenseTime cuts back in Singapore following restructuring · TechNode
• NASA reveals how spacecraft will land on tantalizing ocean world
• Watch SpaceX gracefully release NASA moon lander into space
• China targets 28 US entities with export controls due to security concerns · TechNode
• NASA finally opened its prized asteroid canister, and you can look inside
• China Post Group ventures into drone sector · TechNode
• Douyin unveils new support measures aimed at boosting merchant growth · TechNode
• Meta changes AI labels on Instagram and Facebook after backlash
• Vivo to invest heavily in mixed reality and humanoid robots, says executive VP · TechNode
• NASA flies extremely close by volcano world, captures wild footage

• Citizen Zuckerberg
• Nineteenth
• The Secret History of “Eeny Meeny Miny Mo”
• For Graduates: The Paris Review’s Commencement Gift Box
• Something for Nothing
• When Eudora Welty Went Sailing with Faulkner
• “Lady” and Its Discontents
• Listen: An Archival Interview with Tony Kushner
• The Lunatic Face of Fiction
• How Have We Depicted Madness Throughout History?

• No Re-Turning Point, U.S.A.
• Look: Mel Bochner’s Thesaurus Paintings
• Strand's Last Interview, Joyce's Favorite Escape, and More
• Leavening Agent—Or Ticking Time
• Go Tell it in the Mountain State
• On the Pleasures of Escaping Yourself
• The Effusions and Offenses of Kaiser Wilhelm II
• Manet to Monet: Don’t Let Renoir Paint
• The Garbage Man
• On the Pleasures of Escaping Yourself